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The Hunger Games was amazing because it was the only time I have seen teenagers go two hours without texting.
— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) March 25, 2012
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As you know, I opened up for Russell Peters last weekend in Phoenix. It was an awesome show. So awesome that Mr. Peters was nice enough to offer me an opening spot on this upcoming weekend’s show at Carolines on Broadway in New York. Here’s where you come in, I need the money to get there and stay…
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My Sincerest Apologies: Randy From Comcast Tech Support -
I would appreciate it if you read my latest National Lampoon piece. Please tell me what you think and if you like it, share it!
How do YOU deal with tragedy?
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My Sincerest Apologies: Barnes and Noble -
I just did my first piece for National Lampoon and would really love for you to read it!
Axwell from Swedish House Mafia is my brother-in-law. Kinda. He’s married to my step sister.