Stuff I Heard Somewhere...or Made Up.

May 15

Hey…

Make me the happiest boy in the world and vote for my jokes: http://klondikecomedy.com/#best

May 14

Your love is my drug…

I’m in second place! Let’s keep it going! Spread the word:http://klondikecomedy.com/#best

Would You Do Me A Kindness?

It would be awesome if you guys would go here and tell an ice cream company that I’m funny: http://klondikecomedy.com/#best

Mar 25

The Hunger Games was amazing because it was the only time I have seen teenagers go two hours without texting.

— Steven Amiri (@StevenAmiri) March 25, 2012

Nov 07

Hell yeah! Fuck yeah! Shit yeah!: I need your help.... -

hellyeahfuckyeahshityeah:

As you know, I opened up for Russell Peters last weekend in Phoenix. It was an awesome show. So awesome that Mr. Peters was nice enough to offer me an opening spot on this upcoming weekend’s show at Carolines on Broadway in New York. Here’s where you come in, I need the money to get there and stay…

(via hellyeahfuckyeahshityeah-deacti)

Sep 08

My Sincerest Apologies: Randy From Comcast Tech Support -

I would appreciate it if you read my latest National Lampoon piece. Please tell me what you think and if you like it, share it!

Sep 07

Serious Question…

How do YOU deal with tragedy?

Aug 23

PLEASE VOTE. THIS WILL BE THE ONLY TIME IT’S IMPORTANT.

I am nominated for “Best Under 10k on Twitter” by National Lampoon. Please vote and share. http://nationallampoon.com/twitterawards

Aug 16

My Sincerest Apologies: Barnes and Noble -

I just did my first piece for National Lampoon and would really love for you to read it!

Jul 19

Truthful Tuesday

Axwell from Swedish House Mafia is my brother-in-law. Kinda. He’s married to my step sister.