Stuff I Heard Somewhere...or Made Up.

Hashtag Game: #StevenPurchases

We played a little hashtag game tonight on items my tweeps thought I might have purchased. Some very funny ones! I compiled my personal favorites:

@snobbygirl17 tampons, a sharpie, motor oil, crunchberries and rubber gloves.

@kattni Cat food, a bottle of tonic, and a baby gate.

@jaydoubleyew vhs video tape, a sexual item that alludes to you being a homo, and an out of production snack food.

@NickiGuerra Adderall prescription, toilet bowl cleaner (with bleach), cashier girl’s phone number.

@TurboGrandma Industrial strength hedge trimmers, sheet music for the Titanic score, and a used game of Sorry, missing both 11 cards.

@jimmykinkade An umbrella and two Precious Moments figurines he knocked off the shelf with the umbrella as he was going to pay for it.

@austin_perez batteries, a watermelon, a nickelback cd and lotion. I’ll let you decide what they are for…

@austin_perez Marshmallow fluff, snooki’s book, hand sanitizer and mountain dew.

@EmpPalp 1. Hooker 2. Shovel 3. Map to undisclosed location to bury hooker

@HouseofCarlyle An umbrella repair kit, fake eyelashes and more fireworks.

@MyPolishFace Andy Capp Hot Fries, a 3-pack of Durex “mutual pleasure” condoms, and Us Magazine.

@nau_ghty1 that’s easy, just saw him at the store with his hush puppies on. Lube (berry flavored), carrots, and razors.

@Willard_T Head-On: For Jock Itch, Butterscotch Pudding Suppository, Gerbil Treats.

@KyleBurbank Ben and Jerry’s Ice Cream, A Snuggie and Season 6 of One Tree Hill on DVD

@judesdickey Gabourey Sidibe action figure, box of moist towelettes and copy of April 1984 issue of The Nation.

@Nardster A cantaloupe, a spoon to carve a sad face into the aforementioned cantaloupe, a kitten calender

@getoffthestageD Swedish Fish, Best of Bozz Scaggs Cd, and a 6 pack of Natty for Frank

@SenileZebra Prairie Oysters(extra prairie), regular oysters, sort of slutty olive oil

@ohpeetie Boudreaux’s Butt Paste, callus shaver, extension cord

@Maria_Pete A spice rack, oyster forks, and six hamsters.

@KimMuses brass knuckles, pine tree air freshener, hefty bags, kit kat bar.

@plasticanimal A pair of needle nose pliers, a cat sweater and some Astroglide

@Hellraisinbgrrl Sex wax, Extra large cucumbers, Tuck’s medicated pads

@NicLewis Cat Fancy Magazine, Cat Hater Quarterly, Split-Personalities Monthly.

@NicLewis ‘The Two Coreys’ DVD box set, Larry the Cable Guy BBQ tongs, 12 gallon jug of ipecac.

@AMNelson999 Milk, eggs, harelipped Filipino baby.

@ephrius a gerbil, sweet n sour sauce and an enema bag

@ohheyitsryan duct tape, shovel, oh you’re going to help me to the car with this?

@Tracy013 Let me try.. Shake weight, candles, lionel touches ritchies greatest hits?

@AustinBHarris A terri cloth bonnet, a Barbara Mandrell action figure and a candle shaped like a tit.

@BeerBatterBeard Dr. Pepper Lipsmackers, Mariah Carey’s Christmas album, Olestra potato chips (go easy on those, man).

and the MVP for the night:

@Crutnacker Crisco, Tissues, Rachel Ray Magazine

                  - Bag Of Ice, Cooler, Lipstick

                  - World’s Greatest Guy Mug, Motivational CD, Loaded Pistol

                  - Julio Iglesias CD, Chuck Norris Novelty Lighter, Herbal Viagra

Sorry I couldn’t post them all. Everyone was extremely creative and I loved it!

-Steve