Twitter Elites

Just heard about the “Twitter Elites” thing that’s been going around.

Two things:

1. Maybe they don’t reply to everyone because they have fucking jobs/lives. A majority of these people are writers and they get paid to do just that not read every tweet in their reply timeline.

2. If they followed back everybody that followed them, there would be a bunch of unfunny, religious, political and superficial shit in their timeline. I’m sure Kelly Oxford and Rob Delaney would LOVE to hear about how whack you think generic peanut butter is.

In summation, if you are upset that your material isn’t getting to the “Twitter Elites” and are pissed you don’t have a book deal yet: Keep your chin up, keep delivering funny stuff and one day you might get that follow you never got when you were twelve.

Also, I’m glad I didn’t make the list. ;)

-Steven

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  3. theleanover said: You’re one of the nicest guys on Twitter and what’s more is you’re one of the funniest. People should never forget that. (You can send the cheque to that address I told you)
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